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(WARNING: SEX AND DRUG JOKES AHEAD, BECAUSE JERKCITY CHARACTERS ARE IN THIS)

Select four series you like.

A: Sidekick
B: Fanboy and Chum Chum
C: Chaotic
D: Jerkcity

Select five characters from each of the series. (I put a <3 after the name of the chara that's my fave from that series)

1A: Eric Needles
2A: Trevor Troublemeyer (<3)
3A: Vana Glama
4A: Kitty Ko
5A: Mandy Struction

1B: Fanboy (<3)
2B: Chum Chum
3B: Kyle
4B: Yo
5B: Sigmund

1C: Tom Majors
2C: Kaz Kalinkas (<3)
3C: Peyton Ronelli
4C: Sarah Cornwell
5C: Klaybourne Jones

1D: Rands
2D: Pants
3D: Spigot (<3)
4D: Deuce
5D: Net

Now awnswer the following questions.

What if 1A met 3D?
Eric: Er... Hi?
Spigot: HEY KID WANT TO JOIN ME WHILE I TAKE A BONGHIT?!?
Eric: ... o_o; *backs away slowly*
Spigot: WAIT COME BACK I WON'T DO ANAL ON YOU

What if 2C and 4A were forced to team up?
Kaz: *screaming, holding on for dear life*
Kitty: I thought you were used to these types of things?
Kaz: Not a mech! I haven't been on a mech, and I don't think I want to be on one again!

What if 5C battled with 4D?
Deuce: *leaps on Klay* HGLUGHALGHALGHALGUAH
Klay: Oh god! Not the face! Anything but the face!

2A finds 4C badly hurt and unconscious, what does 2A do?
Trevor: Awesome! An injured chick!
Eric: Shouldn't we, you know, bring her to the hospital?
Trevor: Do what now?
Eric: *sigh, facepalm*

3C and 3B pass each other on the sidewalk, what are their passing reactions to each other?
Peyton: I wonder if he's going to a convention? *groans* I knew I should've brought my Mipedian costume!
Kyle: *snort* Ninny.

1C and 2D are trapped in a room together, what goes on inside?
Pants: MY CUNT IS FULL OF LADYBUGS
Tom: And you decided to bring that up why?
Pants: *holds out hands, several ladybugs are in his hands* SEE?
Tom: *pukes*

1D meets up with 2B, what do they talk about?
Rands: SAY LITTLE CHILD, DO YOU KNOW WHAT PERL IS?
Chum Chum: Aren't those what are inside oysters?
Rands: NO, PERL AS IN P-E-R-L.
Chum Chum: *tilts head* What's that?
Rands: *sigh, facepalm*

5A and 2C randomly run into each other, what happens?
Mandy: This is... awkward.
Kaz: Definitely.

3A attacks 5D, why?
Net: GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH WHILE I SUCK SOME NICE, HARD COCKS
Vana: What did you say?!? ):<
(Even I though I hate Vana, I kinda feel bad for her in this question. Net's even more of a jerkass then she is!)

1B is teleported into 4C's house, what is 1B's reaction?
Fanboy: *holding Kyle's wand* Hi! *waves*
Sarah: How did you get in my house?
Fanboy: Magic! Literal magic!
Sarah: -_-'

5B is forced to fight 1C, what do they say to each other before they fight?
Sigmund: I do believe I shall be za victor in zis battle!
Tom: What are you, French?
Sigmund: German.
Tom: ...Same thing to me.

4B is cursed and to break the curse he/she must kill 2A, what does 4B do?
Yo: *holds up knife to Trevor's neck, giggles "cutely"*
Trevor: Eric! Get this crazy chick away from me before she murders me, dude!
Eric: *gets laser gun ready* Way ahead of you!

4A and 5D meet each other on a blind date, what are their reactions?
Net: SAY, DO YOU HAVE A COCK UNDER THAT DRESS I CAN SUCK?
Kitty: Ewwww. Why would you ask such a thing?
Net: ...I REALLY LIKE COCKS.

1C and 2D meet each other again a month after being trapped together, how do they react?
Tom: *runs away, holding hands over mouth, about to puke*
Pants: COME BACK

3A and 5C are both captured by a evil group, how do they plan a escape?
Klay: Wait, so you've been in this situation before?
Vana: Well, duh. I'm a sidekick.

3C needs to kill 1A to save 1C's life, what does he/she do?
Peyton: Sorry, dude. But I'm afraid you'll have to die.
Eric: Don't kill meeeeeeee ;^;

1A, 2B, 3C, and 4D are all trapped together in a room, what do they do?
Eric: *pounds on door* Get me outta here! I don't want to be stuck with a bunch of weirdoes!
Chum Chum: I'm... a weirdo? :<
Peyton: Dude, chillax. I think we're gonna be here for a while.
Deuce: *twitching* MUST. RESIST. EATING. LITTLE. KID.

4C finds 5A in his/her house, what happens?
Sarah: What is with people randomly appearing in my house?
Mandy: To be honest, I don't know what I'm doing here either.

5D, 4C, and 3B are watching TV, how does it go?
Kyle: I never got this show. Why do people love these colourful horses so much?
Sarah: I believe there's a term for that. Irony.
Net: NEEDS MORE COCKS
Kyle, Sarah: O_O'
Net: WHAT? IT DOES

1A and 1B are handcuffed together with unbreakable handcuffs and stuck in the middle of a rainforest, what do they do?
Eric: Why am I always the one that gets thrown into sticky situations?
Fanboy: This is certainly an... interesting way to meet a friend.
Eric: Took the words right out of my mouth.

4C has been infected with a zombie virus and wants to eat 1D and 5D, how do they react?
Rands: I TOLD YOU MESSING WITH THE COMPUTER WOULD SCREW US ALL, BUT NOOOOOOO YOU DECIDED TO BE AN IDIOT AND DO IT ANYWAY
Net: WHAT? PANTS PROMISED ME COCKS
Sarah: *moans*

1A and 5A wake up in 2C and 4C's bodies, how do they take this?
Eric (in Kaz's body): What's with the glasses? Is this guy like, a hippie nerd or something?
Mandy (in Sarah's body): Ew. Sandals? How am I supposed to cause earthquakes in these?

NOW FOR THE QUESTIONS I'VE ADDED

2A and 3D wake up tied together with a rope, with no memory of how it happened. How do they react?
Trevor: *looks over at Spigot* Dude, nice goatee.
Spigot: WHY THANK YOU BUT IT'S A PAIN IN THE ASS TO CLEAN THE CUM OUT OF IT
Trevor: TMI, dude.

1B and 2C end up in each other's worlds. What happens?
Fanboy: *holds up code scanner* Stand still for a moment, darlin'!
Chaor: *grabs Fanboy by the cape, and stares* ):<
Fanboy: ...I REGRET EVERYTHING! T_T
Meanwhile, in Galaxy Hills:
Kaz: Why does nothing make sense here?
Chum Chum: I don't know! *runs around* YAY!

4B takes 4D over to his/her house. What happens?
Yo: You look so cute! *giggles*
Deuce: *pink ribbon tied around neck* RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR D:<

1D and 5A end up in a cave together, with no way of getting out. What do they do to get out?
Mandy: Don't worry, I'll take care of this. *stomps*
Rands (muffled): IS THE CEILING SUPPOSED TO BREAK WHEN YOU DO THAT??? BECAUSE I'M KINDA BURIED UNDER ROCKS HERE

2A wakes up in your house, inside a cardboard box, completely naked below the neck. How does he/she react, and how do you react?
Me: *opens box* ... *fangirl squeal, glomp*
Trevor: *squirms* NO! GET OFF ME! THIS IS NOT RIGHT DUDETTE! D:

Now tag three people you want to do this.


also on an unrelated note i'll be visiting my mom's for 2 weeks

(#sfw but not really)

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